Adventures in Dickbag Parking

"Just wear your damn mask..." (jimal) 06/09/2016 at 18:55 • Filed to: None

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Dear Jeep owner,

Thanks for blocking the lane.

And that was today’s Adventures in Dickbag Parking.

TheHondaBro > Just wear your damn mask... 06/09/2016 at 19:02

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It’s a Jeep thing.

You wouldn’t understand.

Had to do it.

facw > Just wear your damn mask... 06/09/2016 at 19:31

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There was a Toyota at work doing this very thing. It’s really not that hard to tell if you are parking in a space...

XJDano > Just wear your damn mask... 06/09/2016 at 20:04

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That not parking, that stopping and getting out.

-this space for rent- > Just wear your damn mask... 06/09/2016 at 20:20

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The ‘handicapped’ do this all the time in my office parking lot.

Just wear your damn mask... > facw 06/09/2016 at 20:50

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The best/worst part is that there were spots available.

facw > Just wear your damn mask... 06/09/2016 at 21:34

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Yep, plenty of parking at my office, if you are willing to walk an extra 20 feet. A shocking number of people aren’t.

Connqr > Just wear your damn mask... 06/09/2016 at 22:56

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There is this Costco kinda close to me and it seems like all of these people just gather and hang out there on weekends and park like idiots. There are multiple of the I’m going to take up 2 spots by parking over the line people and many variations of the Invent-a-spot person. Like yours, people will Park outside of the rows and it seems that anyone who has a pickup truck or Jeep or anything remotely similar will actually go up a curb and park on the grass. It's insane. The best/worst are the people who Park in the clearly marked no Park zones, like when there are a bunch of diagonal yellow lines on the ground, or there is a goddamn sign that straight up says no parking. It's pretty funny actually.

Just wear your damn mask... > Connqr 06/10/2016 at 06:46

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I think that if anyone tried this at the Costco here they’d end up with a cane up their ass and themselves beaten with walkers by all the olds who dominate the place.